THURSDAY NIGHT TAKEDOWN

Thursday May 16th 2013
Nassau Coliseum - Uniondale Long Island New York

[The TNT entrance Video ends as Hollywood Undead hits. Drake Hunter and Chris Cable walk out on to the stage as the fans rain down with boo's]

Thomas Simon: Well welcome to TNT folks it looks like AOA is kicking it off

Bob Herman: But where's the rest of them?

[Drake Hunter and Chris Cable walk around the ring and taunt some fans on the way down. They make their way to the announce table and stand in front of it. Drake signals for Thomas Simon to get up]

Thomas Simon: What the....

Drake Hunter: Get up

[Bob and Thomas look at each other and Cable grabs Thomases collar. Thomas stands up and squirms]

Bob Herman: I aint getting up! Are you nuts? This is my job!

[Drake points to Bob to get up once again. Bob takes off his jacket and throws it to the ground and rolls up his sleeves. Cable and Drake laugh and Cable throws a punch dropping Bob to the ground as the boo's reign down. Drake grabs Honey Winters and yells in her face]

Honey Winters: ... err ummm... Ladies and Gentlemen here is your announce team for the evening, Drake Hunter and Chris Cable

[Drake and Cable wave to the fans and sit down at the table]

Drake Hunter: Welcome to TNT!

Chris Cable: This is nice, these chairs are comfy

Drake Hunter: I can get used to this. Let's start the match!

Match 1 - Television Championship

[The arena lights dim, as golden spotlights pass throughout, catching various clusters of fans within their amber glow. "Bedroom Eyes" by Yngwie Malmsteen begins to pipe throughout the arena's sound system, as the spotlights ascend upon the rampway, merging into one solid beam. Tyler Rose then emerges from the back, standing atop the rampway, basking in the light a smile upon his face.]

Honey Winters: Introducing first in this MPW TV Title match, weighing in at 195 pounds. He is a former MPW TV Champion, he is "Playboy" TYLERRR ROSSEEE!!

[Rose slowly walks down the ramp and climbs into the ring where he begins to stretch and get ready for King to make his way out.]

Drake Hunter: Looks like Tyler Rose isn't playing around tonight Chris.

Chris Cable: That's right mate. He's about to take the TV Title away from that loser Lucas King.

["Last Resort" by Papa Roach hits over the PA system as Lucas King steps out onto the top of the ramp and pauses there for a moment as some pyros go off behind him. He has his MPW TV Title around his waist as he gets a mixture of cheers and boo's.]

Honey Winters: And his opponent is the current MPW TV Champion, weighing in at 245 pounds. He is "The Ace" LUCASSS KINGGGGG!!

[He smiles as he slowly walks down the ramp and into the ring. He walks over to the ropes closest to the announce table and points at Cable and Drake.]

Drake Hunter: Look at this idiot. Does he not know who I am?

Chris Cable: You mean who we are?

Drake Hunter: Yeah...that's what I meant.

[King takes his title off and hands it to the referee who holds the title high in the air before calling for the bell. The two men come closer and lock up and as they do King uses his strength to get Rose into a headlock. Rose shoves King into the ropes but as King comes running back he connects with a hard shoulder block that knocks Rose down. Rose once again gets up and bounces off the ropes and tries to go for a clothesline but King is able to pick Rose up and slam him down hard with a brutal spinebuster.]

Drake Hunter: Any minute now Rose is going to take control of this match. I just know it!

Chris Cable: Either way it's pretty obvious to me that neither of these guys are AOA material.

Drake Hunter: Who is...

[King considers going for the pin but decides against it as he yells for Rose to get to his feet. As Rose does he swings at King, who ducks under it, kicks Rose in the stomach, and then drops him down with The All In! He gets up and points over to Cable and Drake again with a huge smile on his face before going for the pin on Rose. 1...2...3! Lucas King successfully defends his TV Title against Tyler Rose.]

Drake Hunter: Well that was a shitty match if you ask me.

Chris Cable: I agree.

WINNER: LUCAS KING

Drake Hunter: I just got word that Madd Katt is live via Satellite from his home in Tampa Florida

Chris Cable: We didn't finish that guy?

Drake Hunter: Let's see what old man river has to say

Honey Winters: Please welcome, via sattellite, Madd Katt!

[Madd Katt shows up on the titan tron to cheers from the crowd. He sits in a big chair with hunting gear behind him and an american flag]

Honey Winters: Madd Katt, we haven't seen you in a few weeks. Can you update us on your condition.

Drake Hunter: Wait a second hold on Honey. You aren't conducting this interview. Let a professionally trained announcer do it. Chris?

[Chris Cable takes a suit jacket out from behind the announe table and puts it on. He steps in to the ring as Drake remains seated at the announce table.]

Chris Cable: Madd Katt! How ya doing buddy!? Long time no see

[Madd Katt just smirks and scratches his chin]

Madd Katt: You know, i have probably felt better in my life. I got beat by a group of cowards who couldn't face me face to face. Well let me tell you guys something. I will be back. I am training hard and am about to be in the best shape of my life. For what? Drake i'm coming for that World Heavyweight Championship

Drake Hunter: Pffffffff HAHAHAHA

Chris Cable: Good one Maddy! I can't wait for you to fulfill your dream and win a real title. But not here. Drake Hunter will lose to no one. You see you sit there at home all battered and broken like a brittle old man. We are here in this arena as Champions. I am your MPW X-Core champion and Drake is our MPW World Champion. You are NOTHING.

Drake Hunter: That's right. Sit home in your little shack. Keep watching the show from afar

Chris Cable: Keep watching the show from your house. You don't deserve to be in this arena

[The boo's are getting louder but suddenly the camera pans to the top of the aisle in the crowd where Madd Katt stands with his arms folded and a smile on his face. Drake and Cable continue talking to the titan tron as Madd Katt steps down and the crowd starts to cheer]

Chris Cable: What are you speechless? Katt's got your tongue? HAHA

Chris Cable: What? Didn't you just say that? Is this thing broken or are your cue cards slipping up?

Drake Hunter: What the... this thing just looped

[Madd Katt now stands behind the announce table where Drake Hunter sits. The fans go nuts as Madd Katt climbs over. He picks up a steel chair and taps Drake on the shoulder. Drake turns around and Madd Katt throws the chair at him and then super kicks him in the face using the chair]

Chris Cable: I don't know what's going on Madd Katt but AOA will..

[Madd Katt slides in to the ring and stands behind Chris Cable. Cable turns around wondering why the crowd is cheering when Madd Katt waves at him. He kicks him in the gut and then runs off the ropes hitting the MKO! Madd Katt gets pumped up and plays to the crowd as Cable and Drake are both down and out. Madd Katt picks up the microphone]

Madd Katt: That was a little TV magic for ya! You can't put the Katt down i have nine lives. I hate to tell ya guys but im only on my 7th. The old man has a few new tricks and that was one of them. Drake Hunter.. im coming for that World Title. The Katt is out of the bag!

[One step closer by Linkin Park hits as the fans go nuts. Madd Katt picks up Cable's X-Core title and throws it at him outside the ring as him and Drake retreat up the ramp. Bob and Thomas walk past them and give them a smirk as they resume their jobs at the announce table]

Thomas Simon: Well! We are back folks. Bob how's your face?

Bob Herman: I still don't know where I am but i'm great!

Freak like me hits the airways as Gabe Griffin walks out. Fans pop as he waves, he walks down to the ring and calls for a Microphone]

Gabe: Last week I got my ass whipped. I will admit it. I was attacked jumped really trying to prove something. I learned something that day. I learned that Trey and Cami {Gabe gives air quotes] are scared of the truth. I learned that Idiots Anonymous is scared of competition. I learned that IA is as soft as AoA. I also learned that apparently everyone in the back loves Alphabets Cereal. {Gabe gives a wry smile.]

Now I promised you, the fans,. that I had proof of collusion form the beginning between [again air quotes] Cami and Trey. I have some clips that I think showcase that I've known for the past few weeks what's going on, and soon I will make sure the charade will come to an end. Play the clip

T{The monitor clicks on to static and then a grainy security tape. It shows Trey and Cami talking.]

Trey: That was brilliant.

Cami: I know I am this close to having Gabe wrapped around my finger

Trey: Its easy enough I would think.

Cami: Way to easy {Cami gives a laugh] How's our guest.

Trey: What, you mean B.J. she is fine, Very indisposed at the moment.

Cami: I would hope So. I mean after the beat down she shouldn't be getting up anytime soon.

[Trey laughs]

Trey: The MPW doesn't even know what's in store.

Video cuts out to static and then cuts back to a few weeks ago Showing Gabe kissing Cami before both walking away. The camera stays on the locker room door and after a few minutes Trey Baxter walks out on his cell phone.

Trey: Yea. That's right I need you to go check on our guest. BJ. Why? Because your the only one of us in Chicago right now numb nuts. I don't care what you got going on you need to go check in on her and make sure she has her daily cocktail today and tomorrow. Something's come up and I cant make it back for a few days so I need you to do it....

[Trey continues to walk out of camera shot and the video ends]

Gabe: The first video was found on security the night Cami was taken. I have been sitting on it a few weeks as I've tried to piece together what's going on. The second video I obviously had a hand in setting up and it confirms much. I am sick and tired of Arrogant self absorbed people trying to pull one over on you the fans. Now for the final piece that will break this conspiracy wide open...

[Just then "Guerilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine hits as Trey Baxter steps out onto the top of the ramp with his MPW Tag Title over his right shoulder. He walks down the ramp with a huge smile on his face as he climbs into the ring and walks right past Gabe and grabs a microphone. Trey walks around for a second before getting right in Gabe's face.]

Trey Baxter: You really haven't learned your lesson yet, have you Gabe? I thought that beating we gave you last week would have been enough for you to learn your place. You're not on my radar kid. You think I'm scared of you? You name the time and the place and we will make it happen and I will beat you just like I've beaten everyone else.

Now you come out here with these videos and scream conspiracy. You know what these videos show me about you?

[Gabe goes to put the microphone up to his mouth and respond but Trey cuts him off before he can say anything.]

Baxter: They show me that you're a stalker bruh. You're a little bit too invested in this whole thing. There's no conspiracy here there's just one little man sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. So let's see this final piece that will blow this "conspiracy" wide open.

[Gabe smirks]

Gabe: Of course...I wouldn't want to waste any more of your precious time now would I Trey. Kristy....bring her out...

[Trey turns to the top of the ramp, rolling his eyes and proving a half smirk. the woman known as Kristy, who trained at Beat-U appears pushing a wheelchair, in it is a smaller woman slumped over. Trey shakes his head and puts the microphone to his lips again]

Trey: What's this? come on...

Gabe: Kristy...if you could help her...

[Kristy pulls a microphone from her back pocket and leans down, whispering something to the woman's who's dark hair is covering her face. The smaller woman then weakling reaches out and takes the mic and lifts her head. There is a simultaneous gasp from the crowd, as it's the sunken in, somewhat bruised face of Cami James]

Cami: You thought you could hold me forever Trey...you and your little bitch...

[Trey starts laughing]

Trey: Come on Cams...stop playing

[He looks a little unsure and looks back at Gabe who is smiling at him]

Trey: What exactly does this prove?

[another woman come from the back and this time she's holding the arms of another dark-haired female. She's kicking and flailing, yelling profanities. the larger woman who's holding her throws her down onto the top of the ramp next to Cami's wheelchair. Trey's eyes suddenly go large. The woman gets up and turns to start yelling at the large woman that had pinned her arms when she realizes where she is and turns. More gasps from the crowd as now, there are two 'Cami's' on the top of the ramp]

Gabe: So nice of you to join us....Catarina....

[The woman that was referred to as Catarina looks over to see Cami and then suddenly bolts, evading the larger woman, causing her to give chase. Gabe slips out of the ring to walk up to where Cami is, putting a hand on her shoulder and talking to her softly while staring up at Trey with satisfied smirk. the scene switches to Trey's face and fades out as his shock is evident]

Match 2

[Toast is already in the ring as Crashing Around You hits the PA and the lights go out a countdown on the screen appears and when the countdown hits 0 the lights then come one as Can't stop the person you've become is uttered and Nathan James appears at the top of the ramp and pauses before walking at a reasonable pace towards the ring. Dressed in long black pants, black boots and long black coat. Once in the ring he he mounts the bottom rope and raises a fist on each side as he acknowledges the fans

The bell sounds and the two slowly take a few steps towards the center of the ring James offering up his hand and Toast grabs it for a quick handshake. The two set into motion circling each other, befor4e going into the tie up, Nathan using his superior strength to push Toast, back up against the ropes. The referee steps in for a clean break as Nathan James slowly backs back into the center of the ring. Toast slowly moves away from the ropes seemingly trying to find an opening, before going into another collar and elbow. Quickly The Toasty One manages to go behind and into the waistlock looking to drop his opponent with the German Suplex, but James blocks it and starts to power out, forcing his way out and Toast into a top wristlock.

Thomas Simon: Well a slow start here from the debuting Toast and the returning Nathan James, neither man really able to gain the upper hand

Bob Herman: What do you expect, the match just started, besides just look at this Toast guy, how the hell can this guy be considered a serious wrestler?

Thomas Simon: Toast has proven that he can wrestle as part of WWO and I guess that's why management has called him up

Bob Herman: PFFF!!! Look at the guy, I bet ya Rage is behind this, just look at that nose

Toast has gone backwards into a bridge as Nathan keeps the wristlock locked in. Slowly Toast starts to work his way back up to a vertical base and finally manages to counter into an arm wrench, before going for the shortarm clothesline. James ducks under and into the ropes bouncing of with a clothesline of his own, but Toast goes under hooking the arm and capitalizes with the neckbreaker. He is quickly back up again and going for the ropes, Nathan is slowly rising as Toast charges, James drops to the mat and Toast keeps on going and springboards off the other side nailing James with a flying back elbow. Again Toast is swiftly back up and drags his opponent to his feet setting him up for a brainbuster, but Nathan James fights back with a series of hard shots to the body. Toast lets go and staggers backwards as James unleashes a viscous barrage of stiff punches driving Toast back up against the ropes, before whipping him across the ring and follows closely, The Toasty One bounces off and stops in the center of the ring turning around and into a brutal lariat from Nathan James.

Thomas Simon: Nathan James almost decapitating Toast with that lariat

Bob Herman: Ha! Finally a man, who knows how to throw a punch, he reminds me of a young Bob Herman

Thomas Simon: You say that every time someone does a great move

Bob Herman: Because I was that great back in the day and probably still am

James has slapped on a chinlock and is club like forearm shots raining down on the face and chest of Toast, who seems to be in trouble. Finally Nathan stops and pulls his opponent back to his feet setting him up for a back drop, driving Toast back to the mat and quickly going for the cover

...1...2... In the last second Toast manages to kick out, frustrated James hammers a fist into the mat, before rolling to his feet and walking over to the rising, James grabs him and sets him up for The Execusion, but Toast manages to block it and instead lifts James and spiking him with a back to belly piledriver.

Homas Simon: What an awesome comeback here from Toast, does that remind you of anyone Bob'o

Bob Herman: Arh Shut up!!!

Thomas Simon: But its my job to talk, as Toast goes for the cover

...1...2... Kick out from James, Toast grabs his head in disbelief, before dragging Nathan back to his feet and sending him into the corner, slowly The Toaty One backs up and charges James nailing him with a high knee in the corner following it up with a cutter out of the corner. He drags James into position, before slowly ascending the turnbuckles and then somersaults off.

Thomas Simon: This is it!!!! HE'S TOASTCORE!!!!

Bob Herman: Geez have you gone nuts Tommy boy

[With a collective “UHHH” from the crowd, Toast bounces off the knee's off Nathan James. Both men lying motionless on the mat as the referee starts the ten count...1...2...3...4... Slowly both start to stir...5...6... Toast, holding his ribs is back to his feet and staggers over to his rising opponent, James greets him with a shot to the abdomen, Toast doubles over as Nathan stands looking to once more set up for The Execution, he grabs Toast, but out of nowhere the Toasty One rolls him into a small package

...1...2...3... Ding ding ding]

[The camera pans in to Chris Cable standing next to Jay Wyatt with the X-Core title over his shoulder]

Wyatt: Hello MPW Nation it has been a great TNT so far and it's only going to get better as I have the current X-Core Champion Chris Cable with me tonight. Hello Chris

Cable: Get to the questions, I've got some VB to catch up on. And I don't wanna hear one word about what happened earlier.

Wyatt: Well last week we saw one of the biggest upsets that i've ever seen here in MPW, Shaun Cross who you called out for a match beat you in a matter of seconds, your thoughts on the match?

Cable: All week! All week people have been telling me about this Shaun Cross, this little twerp who thinks that just because he beat me with my back turned is a serious threat to my title! I can tell everybody now Shaun Cross will NEVER beat me again! Congrats Shaun you beat me once but that's it, next time you will be facing a KO to the face!

Wyatt: You mentioned the challenge to your title, will Shaun Cross after pinning the champ get a shot at your X-Core title maybe at the next pay-per view in MPW Uprising.

Cable: You really make me laugh Jay, I can tell you right now that the closest Shaun Cross will get to my title is when I smash him in the head with it, he is a joke there is a reason why he hasn't gotten above the dark match here in MPW. I on the other hand are in the main event week in week out with my comrades in the Age of Arrogance taking out everyone in our sight!

Wyatt: Also with your match we saw last week a face off between yourself and the Age of Arrogance and the newly formed Iconic Aggression with the two men who took the tag titles of yourself and Andre Dixon in Trey Baxter and Jackson Blaze with the newly appointed Cami James and Lucas King. We have heard a lot of talk from you of late of your displeasure towards IA, is that hate still there after last week?

Cable: Oh my Wyatt, you keep on surprising me! The Iconic Assclowns are just wannabe Age of Arrogance members. All of them are no where near good enough to be on a level like the AoA are. They can come and try and prove to me and the rest of the wrestling world that they are anywhere near as good as much but the same thing will happen every single time, they will be on the mat face down after a KO elbow, a DIA, A Kuk Out, A Judgement Daye or a Spinebuster. I think you get the point now, it doesn't matter which member of the greatest wrestling faction this company has ever seen we will leave you in a hospital bed somewhere never being able to wrestle again. And yes IA that includes you. And how do I know this?

THAT'S THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO CHRIS CABLE!!!

[Cable walks off screen leaving Jay watching him leave the interview area]

Match 3

As soon as the intro of Taufik theme started, the fans immediately jeers because they know what's coming next. Taufik step pout of the curtain looking at the fans in disgust before spitting onto the floor signifying the dirty soils in America. He makes his way into the while exchanging words with the fans. When he reaches to the steps, he raises both of his hands high up while saying Allah with much passion before entering the ring. Once he reached to the ring, he looks at the fans while waiting for his opponent.

The Power Rangers theme starts playing and a confused Adam Steele walks out on stage, seemingly asking, what is going on, as suddenly Matt comes out dressed in a Power Rangers costume and offering his brother one as well. Adam bows his head shaking it as he points to the back, Matt tries to argue, but to no avail and he finally walks out as Adam starts to walk down the ramp and slides into the ring, going nose to nose with the grinning Taufik.

Thomas Simon: Seems like Matt Steele is very serious about becoming a Power Ranger not so sure with Adam though

Bob Herman: Doesn't matter they are both idiots

The bell rings and both explode into a flurry of punches, Taufik getting the upper hand landing a brutal headbutt to Steele, who staggers backwards. Quickly Taufik is by him nailing Adam with a series of stiff rights, before clasping his arms around his opponent planting Adam on the mat with a belly to belly. Both men get up Taufik a little quicker as Adam is holding his aching back, but Steele quickly charges, but again slammed to the mat, this time by an arm drag, Adam rolls to his feet and is once more send flying.

Bob Herman. That moron hasn't realized Taufik is kicking his ass yet

Thomas Simon: I think Adam is just looking to gain some momentum

Bob Herman: Well Taufik made a great job of stopping that with the armbar take down and now into the Fujiwara armbar

Steele is screaming out in pain as Taufik leans back to apply pressure, but they are to close to the ropes and the ref forces the break. Instantly Taufik is up and back on the arm, pulling Steele to his feet by it and landing a club like blow to the shoulder, before twisting it into a hammerlock. Adam tries to get free throwing an elbow, but Taufik evades and instead steps into a Russian legsweep

Thomas Simon: OH my god, Taufik just brought Steele down on top of his arm and it looks like Adam is in a world of hurt

Bob Herman: You cant overlook the experience and skill of Taufik, he is a master of pain or at least inflicting it on others

Taufik rises with a sadistic grin as Adam is rolling around on the canvas holding his arm, the referee checks on him, but Taufik pushes him aside once more dragging up his opponent and nailing him with a Hammerlock Nothern Lights suplex. Steele bounces off the mat writhing in pain, Taufik is back on him quickly going for the Kimura.

Thomas Simon: This has to be it, Adam Steele needs to tap now or he could risk permanent damage

Bob Herman:, the picture book version of the rulebook hasn't come out yet, so he probably doesn't know how to tap.... besides I don't think Taufik wants him to tap, he enjoys his revenge to much

With a big grin Taufik is twisting and pulling in Adam's arm, as the fans slowly are getting behind the hurting Steele. Moaning and gasping he gets to the ropes and endures till the count of four. Taufik lets go and steps back only to get some momentum as he sends Steele out of the ring and down on the floor with a stiff boot. The fans jeer loudly as Taufik takes his time parading around the ring with outstretched arms, before going after his opponent, who is back to his feet leaning against the ring.

Thomas Simon: Taufik has really shown a mean streak here today

Bob Herman: Mean Streak? Everything he has done have been within the rules, I would rather call it the true skill of the Franchise

Thomas Simon: Can't argue with the skill thing Bob, Taufik is a talented young man, but it seems Adam is starting to fight back

Both are back in the ring and Adam is throwing body shots, but is clearly at a disadvantage due to the injured arm, as he springs back into the ropes and sends Taufik staggering with a left, Steele takes a knee holding his right arm as he looks up at his wobbly opponent, he goes into the ropes ones more hitting with a shoulder block, but his opponent doesn't go down. Adam bounces of the ropes a third time and throws himself at Taufik with a flying shoulderblock and finally the franchise goes down, but Steele is also on the mat rolling around clutching his right arm.

Bob Herman: Taufik was smart to go for the arm early on taking out most of Adam Steele's offense

Thomas Simon: What do you mean Bob?

Bob Herman: Adam is a brawler sticking to striking his opponent, which now is taken effectively out

[The referee has reached the count of seven as both men are back up, Taufik is the first to charge but gets caught by a boot to the gut by Adam, Taufik doubles over and Adam spins around driving his elbow into the neck of his opponent as he plants him on the mat. Slowly the crowd is getting behind Steele again as he signals for the finish. Suddenly the cheers turn to jeers as the New Generation Superstars come storming down the ramp and slide into the ring. Adam does his best to defend himself, but is overpowered with a brutal big boot by Nytrus, as the bell rings. Matt and Hunter come storming down the ramp to safe Adam, but Matt is stopped Aaron Cruz who dives out between the ropes with a suicide dive, Hunter is about to help his protege, but is taken down from behind by his nemesis Callum O'malley

Thomas Simon: Hell has broken loose down here with NGS taking out Real Steele and even rivalries from WWO spilling into TNT as Maverick and O'malley is slugging it out at ringside.]

[The referee has reached the count of seven as both men are back up, Taufik is the first to charge but gets caught by a boot to the gut by Adam, Taufik doubles over and Adam spins around driving his elbow into the neck of his opponent as he plants him on the mat. Slowly the crowd is getting behind Steele again as he signals for the finish, he grabs a hold off Taufik and pulls him up grabbing the arm and twisting it into the hammerlock going for the Twisted Steele, but Taufik counters headbutting Adam's injured right arm as he goes for the lariat. Steele drops to the mat twisting and turning, as Taufik seems to be getting his barrings back and stalks his opponent going for the May Allah Be With You, But Steele somehow manages to push him off and into the ropes, Adam spins and is ready to charge, but so is Taufik and Steele is caught by the Surprise!!!

...1...2...3...Ding Ding Ding

[Taufik is in the ring with his arm raised in victory. The fans cheer him on]

Bob Herman: We have said it before and we will say it again. Taufik is the real deal and he is the next big thing here in MPW

Thomas Simon: i love this new attitude of his. it's great

[Taufik turns around and is met with the X-Marks The Spot by Jason X. Jason stands over Taufik with a side smirk. The fans start to Boo as Jason looks out to them and pulls on his hair. He raise his arms up as the scene cuts]

Match 4

[“Going Under” blasts and the fans all rise to their feet as Laura Tavares walks out. She poses at the top of the ramp before instantly being attacked by Bliss from behind and the fans boo right away.]

Thomas Simon: What the?!?!

Bob Herman: NO! NOT HER FACE!

[Bliss mocks Laura then drags her down the ramp before rolling her into the ring. She sets up Laura in the ring by her head and yells at her.]

Bliss: Get up from this you fugly bitch!

[Bliss kicks her leg out and nails her finisher “Judgement Daye” Laura is out cold as the ref is pleading with Bliss to stop. Bliss stands in the ring and motions for someone to come down.]

Thomas Simon: What’s she doing? Who is she calling down? Oh….its Kuk…..

[Kuk comes out from backstage with an unimpressed look on his face. He slowly walks to the ring and climbs in. Bliss stands over Laura and points at Kuk to pin him. Kuk shakes his head no as Bliss looks with annoyed shock. She grabs a mic.]

Bliss: No? Listen up….do your job and pin this disease!

[Kuk looks agitated and comes closer to Bliss.]

Bliss: Are you deaf? Just pin her and let’s go! Drake has big plans tonight and we can’t waste it on you in here!!!

[Kuk shakes his head back and forth then reluctantly covers Laura. Bliss exits the ring and the ref counts 1……2……..3!!! Kuk gets up and hastily rolls out of the ring with Bliss already halfway up the ramp mockingly applauding Kuk’s win. Kuk looks conflicted as to what just happened but follows Bliss up the ramp to backstage.]

Thomas Simon: Sickening! This night of AOA will seemingly never end….

Bob Herman: …….

Thomas Simon: Bob you’re silent…..

Bob Herman: Oh sorry iFunny updated their features just now….look at this one of batman…it’s funny because his parents are dead……hahahahaha

Thomas Simon: Sigh…..fans we will return to whatever normalcy we can after this break.

Match 5

Nytrus and Cable step out on the apron as the bell rings, leaving Hunter and Cruz to start off the match. As the AoA goes over their gameplan, Aaron charges in

Thomas Simon: The Age of Arrogance working like a well oiled machine here in the early goings of the match as they take down Cruz with a beautiful backbreaker/elbow drop combo

Bob Herman: True Tommy ma boy, but you just can't count out The New England Nightmare, these two powerhouses will not go down easy, not even for the champ

Cruz kicks out of a pin attempt from Drake, who instantly is on his feet and running for the ropes nailing the necksnap as Aaron sits up. Hunter again tags in his partner and the two drag up Cruz whipping him across the ring once more going for the clothesline, but Cruz ducks under and comes off the other side taking both members of AoA down with one of his own. Hunter rolls to the outside as Cable and Cruz stay in the ring. Both men slowly start to rise, crawling towards their corners and Cable is the first to tag the woozy Drake Hunter, who tries to shake off the effects of the clothesline as he enters the ring, marching straight towards Aaron Cruz, who is inching his way towards the outstretched hand of Brandon Nytrus. Hunter grabs the foot of Cruz, who in turn spins around and boots the Champ in the chest, Drake staggers backwards as Aaron launches himself off the mat and into the corner for the tag. Brandon storms in Hunter tries to stop him, but gets knocked to the canvas by a huge right, Cable comes in for the safe and also ends up on the receiving end of a right from Nytrus.

Thomas Simon: The King of Hardcore goes off like a firecracker here

Bob Herman: I could use many words to descripe Nytrus, but firecracker is defiantly NOT amongst them

Nytrus grabs a hold of Drake Hunter scooping him up on his shoulder before driving him back first into the turnbuckles before planting him on the mat with the powerslam. He goes straight into the cover, but Chris Cable is there to break it up, he seems to be ready to continue his attack, but out of nowhere comes Cruz nailing him with a big boot.

Bob Herman: Hell has broken loose in the ring

All four men are in the ring Cable and Cruz slugging it out in one corner, Drake and Brandon in the other. The New England Nightmare gains the upper hand as Cruz sends Cable through the ropes to the outside and Nytrus slams Drake up against the turnbuckle. Hunter is on dream street as he staggers out of the corner and right into a gut kick by Nytrus, who hoists his opponent upside down into the air.

Thomas Simon: Brandon showing off his amazing power here

Bob Herman: Drake Hunter must start to feel light headed as the blood flows down to his head

Thomas Simon: That's right Bob'o, but he wont have time to think about it as Brandon Nytrus takes him down into the suplex slam

...1...2... Kick out by the champion, Brandon Nytrus sits up with a furious look on his face, as Drake is rolling around in the ring, not really able to find his own corner. Nytrus stands and tags in Cruz, before pulling up Hunter and throwing him at Aaron and they set up for the Obscure Insanity. Cruz has Drake Hunter up on his shoulders as Nytrus makes ready to hit the spear, but the big man is stopped as Bliss jumps the guardrail and grabs his foot. Brandon, rolls out and starts chasing her around the ring, but as he turns the corner, Kuk Killswitch suddenly pops up nailing him with a chair.

Thomas Simon: What are they doing out here?

Bob Herman: Its pretty obvious what they are doing Tommy Boy, the question is will they succeed

In the ring Cruz drops Drake and steps over to the ropes looking down on his partner as he shouts at Dennis and Nikki to help him. Meanwhile Hunter Manages to tag in Cable, who slowly sneaks up behind his opponent, he grabs him and nails the Ripcord. On the apron, Drake is back up calling on Chris to tag, quickly Cable pulls Cruz to his feet and lifts him up in the firemans carry, Hunter reaches out and tags himself in jumping the rope and nailing Cruz with a superkick, followed by the TKO by Cable. Drake goes for the cover

Thomas Simon: You cant say that AoA doesn't have great team work

Bob Herman Finally you see things my way

Thomas Simon: Don't bet your last dime on that one Bob

Suddenly there is turmoil at ringside as Iconic Aggression, storm to the ring and attack the world champion. Drake quickly rolls out of the ring at a pause of the attack and rushes over to Cable near the announce table.

Ding Ding Ding!!

Honey Winters: And the winners as a result of a disqualification Age of Arrogance

Drake Hunter: We’re baaaaaccckkkk thanks for the win Iconic Annoyance!

Drake Hunter: No……just…..no

Match 6 - Sin City Championship

Drake Hunter: I’m telling you man look at this last pic Bliss sent me on twitter…..Makes it hard to concen…..OH We’re back…..Let’s see here next week is sure to be another snoozefest between Jackass Blaze and the so called Sin City champ Rocks In My Johnson! Take it away legs mcgee!

Introducing first from Las Vegas weighing in at 240 pounds and standing at 6"4' he is "The Bastard" and the challenger JACCCKKKSSSOOOOONNNNN BBBBLLLAZZZZZEEEEE

[The lights in the arena fade to black. The sound of Motley Crue's "Wild Side" slowly begin to echo through the air. "The Bastard" Jackson Blaze slowly makes his way from the back, out onto the top of the entrance ramp with a dim spotlight on him. Stopping, he slowly turns his head from right to left scanning the crowd. His arms shoot outward at his side, into a crucifix type pose as the words "The Bastard" appear on the giant screen behind him in flaming text. Blaze starts a quick run down the ramp towards the ring where he quickly slides in under the bottom rope.]

Introducing second from from Tampa, Florida, she is the SIN CITY champion! She is ROXXXXIIII JOOHHHNNNSSSOOON

["Save Me" plays over the PA system. Roxi Johnson emerges from the backstage area, She pauses at the top of the entranceway, soaking in the atmosphere. She stares ahead at the ring and begins a bouncy walk/skip towards it. She pauses from time to time looking around the arena. After a moment, she steps on the apron, and enters the ring through the ropes. Once inside, she runs to the nearest corner, jumps on it, and raises her arms to the cheers of the audience.]

Drake Hunter: Well Hoes and Ball Creams of MPW tonight we have our main event, it is pitting one member on the Iconic Assclowns in Jackon Blaze trying to capture a title no one has given two rat's asses about since Bliss lost it, against a maniac who believes they are a super hero! On colour commentary at this time with myself is the one man southern wank band, he is the doctor of Wanknomics CHRIS CABLE!

Cable: Well thanks there Captain Krunchynutz as you just pointed out we have one hell of a mud wrestling....i mean Sin City title match to look forward to....so with no further a do let's drink some VB!

[The sounds of Cable and Drake opening the cans of beer go off before the bell rings to start the match. Roxi goes for the early attack by slipping under an advancing Blaze to wrap her hands around his waist, she squeezes for a second before Blaze is able to break the hold and follow by stomping on the foot of Roxi who back off holding her foot. Blaze stares at Roxi with a huge grin pointing to his head before motioning his hands around his waist saying he wants the title.]

Drake: Well we just saw the extent of Jackson Blaze's wrestling ability there! The foot stomp is one of his most effective moves!

Cable: And that is why the Iconic Apes are never going to reach the levels of the AOA!

[Roxi who is leaning against the ropes looks angrily towards Blaze before surprising the taunting "Bastard" with a quick right hand and follows with a machine gun of forearms which leaves jackon in the corner. The referee gets in-between the two to stop Roxi's attack. As the referee moves out of the way Jackson takes advantage and stomps Roxi in the gut before going on the offensive as well. He connects with an elbow which corners Roxi before stomping her she is sitting in the corner. Blaze smiles at the crowd before grabbing the legs of Roxi, he goes for a move but Johnson is able to get her legs to the face of Blaze leaving him to break the hold and move away holding his chin, this give enough time for Roxi to get to her feet, she then goes to the second rope of the turnbuckle before diving off connecting with a missle dropkick, she then covers Blaze]

1.......2 Kickout at early 2

Cable: Wow Jackson just kicked out at 2 from Roxi's dropkick! Once again demonstrating the great stamina of Blaze who can't even kick out of a move properly after just 5 minutes of the match!

[Roxi now picks up Blaze and goes for an irish whip but Jackson reverses, he whips her against the ropes and goes for a clothesline but Roxi ducks and goes to bounce off the ropes again. Blaze sees this coming and on the rebound kitchen sinks Johnson with a knee to the gut. Roxi spins a full 180 onto her back whilst Blaze doesn't let off quickly continuing his offence with a flurry of stomps to the upper region of Roxi's chest. Blaze then bounces off the ropes closest to him before connecting with a jumping knee right to the ribs. He gets up taunting to the crowd, they boo in response]

Drake: Jee's as much stick as me give these nut jobs in the crowd tonight as least they do something right and hate the guts of Jackson "I get more balls in my mouth then tic-tac's" Blaze!

Cable: Can't agree with you more Drake, just you can't rule out "I still haven't had sex with anyone but a cartoon character" Roxi Johnson!!

[Blaze picks up Roxi by her hair before dragging her to the ropes where he jumps to the floor and drapes the head of Roxi over the bottom rope, he then pulls down on the neck in a cutter like position chocking her over the rope. After a count of 4 by the referee he lets go off the hold, letting Roxi roll into the middle of the ring holding her throat. Blaze puts his hands up in innocence before rolling back into the ring quickly going to Roxi covering her.]

1.......2 kickout

[Roxi rolls the shoulder as Blaze looks up in a little bit of frustration, he wonders what to do next before picking up Roxi and once again bringing her to the ropes, this time Blaze puts Johnson into a suplex position, he tries to lift her but Roxi punches Jackson in the ribs making him release the hold, Roxi follows quickly with a clothesline sending Blaze to the outside, she claps to lift the crowd before going to the apron where she waits for Blaze to get to a veritcal basis before connecting with a springboard moonsault to the outside, the crowd go off at the move]

Drake: WOW what a.....actually I can do that in my sleep, what did you reckon off the move Chris?

Cable: What?? Huh....oh sorry must've missed it, I was reading the latest Playboy Magizine.....May just came out...

Drake: Oh...give me a looksie!

[Roxi holds her chest for a second before getting up, she grabs Blaze and puts him on the apron. She then follows suit and goes inside the ring. She waits for Blaze to get to his feet before running at him, Blaze see's this and shoulder thrust's Roxi in the gut, he then grabs her head and bounces it off the ropes]

Cable: Hey Drake, I think we'are supposed to say something about Blaze uses the ring so well and shit....

Drake: Well watching these two wrestling is like watching pain dry...boring as bat shit!!!

[Blaze jumps back onto the apron, he then reaches in the ring and pulls Roxi to the apron as well, he lifts her before giving an elbow to the face followed by putting her in the powerbomb position, he lifts her up before connecting with a piledriver on the apron, the crowd go crazy as Roxi hits the floor looking like she is out. Blaze recovers for a second before rolling in the ring and then out again to avoid the countout]

Drake: I wonder why these fans are going crazy, is it because Blaze put Roxi between his legs?

[Blaze deadlifts Roxi before rolling her into the ring. Roxi looks out as Blaze starts parading around the ring holding his arms up, he signals to his waist again before slowly covering Roxi

1................2............kickout

Cable: Wow Roxi just kicked out of having Blaze stick his tic tac in Roxi mouth! And we though the foot stomp was effective!!

[The crowd cheer as Blaze looks in frustration, he signals for the end. He picks Roxi onto his shoulders looking for the Sin City Driver, Roxi with a burst of energy elbows Blaze in the side of the head, she then follows up by grabbing Blaze by the head and connecting with a tornado ddt, she is slow to her feet but once there goes to the corner once more before hiiting the superstar press.]

Drake: Hey look, Roxi's not down after all, I thought she was all about good comicbook stories, this one's pretty shit

Cable: Well when the opponent is a male stripper for Gay Baxter it's pretty hard to make a good story.

[Roxi now covers Blaze......

1............2..............kickout

The crowd react in first in celebration but then let off a sigh of dissapointment as Blaze kicked out, both are slow to there feet but Roxi is first, she waits for Blaze to get to his feet before jumping off the second rope looking for Reality Bites but in mid air Blaze connects with the spear, the crowd are electric as Blaze uses the ropes to get to a vertical base, he pushes back his hair with his hands before grabbing Roxi off the ground to above his shoulders where he hits the Sin City Driver.....]

Cable: Yay....Blaze hit that move he does which i can't be bothered remembering what it is.....now we can go home

[Cover by Blaze

1.............2...........kickout

Blaze looks shocked as Roxi was able to lift the shoulder, he get's to his feet and looks frustrated, he quickly lifts Roxi and goes for the bastadizer, Roxi is able to push Blaze away, as Blaze goes to turn around he is met with Roxi who has quickly bounced off the second rope and connects with Reality Bites. Blaze and Roxi both hit the mat. Roxi slowly makes her way to the cover]

Drake: Come on, a library is more entertaining!

Roxi drapes the arm over...

1...............2............kickout

The crowd once again sigh as Blaze is able to kick out.....Roxi get's to her feet and points to the top turnbuckle, she hobble holding her neck to the corner where she climbs the ropes with her back to the ring. Blaze is still on the mat]

Cable: Well you would think that after Roxi took a tic tac driver from Blaze she would be down for long, Blaze though has been down much longer than we would expect him to get up

Drake: Come on Cable, he's Blaze he can even count to 10 without everyone around him falling asleep.....wait he was playing Donkey I mean....possum

[Blaze gets up quickly and grabs Roxi from the ropes into an electric chair position before lifting her in the air and then moving to the front in one motion connecting with the Bastardizer]

Cover by Blaze

1..............2...................3

[Blaze gets the title from an official but is immediately attacked by Drake and Cable who leave their announce positions and begin laying boots to a worn out Blaze. Chris backs Drake off and helps Blaze up then attempts to deliver the “Cable’s End” but Blaze slips out and as Cable turns around he is nailed with a Bastardizer! Blaze is instantly jumped by the MPW champ. Drake helps him up right away and delivers a hard DOA to the new Sin City champ. Drake stares down at Blaze then smirks as the crowd boos loudly as Baxter stands atop the entrance and Drake grabs the sin city title and holds it high in the air. The screen fades on Drake and Baxter staring down at each other.]