Brandon won in a squash at 7:25. The card was impressed with Brandon’s in ring ability but was not a fan of his post match beat down of Jordan.
[The camera opens to outside the Orleans Arena doors. There is a small man with a black and lime green stitched mask trying to get into the Arena.]
Man: Let me in! You can’t ban me!!!!!! I am the Ass Grenade Bytch! !!!!!!!!!!! Come on guys…………..please???? Its so lonely back in New York…….
[The discouraged Bytch lets go of the door handles and begins walk back with his head down.]
Bytch: Stupid old schoolers and their super awesome fed! I don’t need them anyways….I’ll create a new fed…….with Zombies!!!!!!! Yeah that’s it!!!!!
[Bytch pumps his arm high in the air then all of a sudden another masked man is seen handing out fliers.]
Man: Come out and see our next show everyone…..Not as good as MPW but I left anyways! I am Falcon come check me out at Crybaby Pro Wrestling!!!
Bytch: Hey…..You have a nice look with the mask and everything. What is CPW all about anyways?
Falcon: Well if you like to cry and moan then this is the fed for you! We are pro Zombie as well!
Bytch: I’m in love! Where do I sign?
[All of a sudden Aidan Caine is seen walking and gets stopped by the two men.]
Bytch: Hey….I know you…..you’re Aidan Caine. Did you want to join Crybaby Pro Wrestling?
[Aidan kicks Bytch in the gut delivers a sickening DDT on to the concrete. Falcon looks at him then speaks.]
Falcon: Look I loved MPW…..and I hated it…..no I loved it!!!!!!!! And hated it!!!! WAIT I LOVE MP……..
[Aidan Caine kicks Falcon and nails delivers a Death Valley Driver on Falcon as well. He stands above both beaten men and talks.]
Aidan Caine: Boy I come back from Canada and it seems all the Americans here are smaller. Hmmm must be that Canadian water……So that must mean that Rage is American…….in the FedEx region! MPW is LIVE LET’S GO MPW-NATION!!!!!!!!!!
[Strobe lights are in effect as "Enemy" by Fozzy blares throughout the Orleans Arena. The camera pans up to the commentating skybox in the arena.]
Thomas Simon: Hello MPW Nation and welcome to the Monday Night’s Main Event!!!!!!!!! Tonight we will find out our final two qualifiers for the Roll of the Dice match at High Stakes! Plus an electrifying Main Event between Apostle Kried and Johnny Clash inside a Steel Cage!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bob Herman: You know my boy Clash will walk away with the win guaranteed! He wants redemption on that German moron for costing him his match last week.
Thomas Simon: I’m sure this weeks show is sure to unbelievable as always!
Bob Herman: That is the only way MPW knows how to put on the show!
Thomas Simon: You got that right Bobo!
Bill Adams: What’s going on MPW Nation?!?!?!
[Crowd pops!]
Bill Adams: I know you are all anticipating a great show as always tonight so I will do my best to keep this brief. First things first……Jackson Blaze you are walking around with my MPW property…..You did not beat Trey Baxter last week so you took it upon yourself to steal the MPW title. I understand why you did it BUT again that is MY property….You have until the end of the night to hand deliver that title to me or there will be repercussions…..and since you seem to be so keen on that title I am going to give fans what they want…..an MPW World Champion…..at HIGH STAKES!!! You will face Trey Baxter in a match where there has to be a winner! That’s right nation….High Stakes will see MPW’s very first 3 stages of hell match….best 2 out of 3 falls!!!! The first fall will be a Hardcore Match….the second fall will be a Steel Cage match….and the third? Well it will be an MPW Original….a Crash and Burn Match! That’s where you must put your opponent through a table first before you are able to climb that ladder and grab the title you are both gunning for!
[The fans POP HUGE for this ground breaking announcement!!]
Bill Adams: Now on to the so called CEO Shawn Hall…..I’ve had just about enough of your interrupting MY show! You do nothing but disrespect me time and time again and I’ve had enough!!!! So at High Stakes I am willing to put it all on the line against you in a TABLES MATCH! Winner takes full control of MPW!!!!!!!!!!!!! What do you say Shawn?!?!? Do you have the balls?????
[Another pop from the Orleans Arena crowd.]
Bill Adams: Now finally I want to call someone out to the ring. This man seems like a monster to you all but to me he is nothing but my bitch! Apostle Kried get your sauerkraut ass out here NOW!!!!!!!!!
[The fans give off a round of boos to Bill Adams’ comment about the their beloved Kried. All of sudden “Money” blasts as the crowd pops and Apostle walks out in full ring gear preparing for his match later tonight. He climbs in the ring and grabs a microphone.]
Apostle Kried: What’s up Beef Jerky Bill?
Bill Adams: Well it seems I have a bit of a problem……you see last week I could’ve sworn that I saw Aidan Caine give you one more shot at the North American title next week here in the Orleans Arena!!!
Apostle Kried: That’s right….and I accepted it…..in so many ways.
Bill Adams: Yes I know….Now I tried to stop that match from happening BUT it seems Shawn Hall went behind my back YET again and made the match official. SO it looks like you ignored what I said…..
Apostle Kried: Look I ignored nothing. I know you said I could not receive another title shot for a long time but I also did not expect Caine to be in the hallway at that moment. So I would appreciate it if you would just leave me the hell alone about it and give the fans what they want….which is me beating Clash’s ass and then next week seeing another classic between Caine and I!
Bill Adams: Who am I to take the fans out of another classic…..it will happen oh yes it will………BUT not without a little added initiative for yourself.
Apostle Kried: Its for the North American Title what other initiative do I need?
Bill Adams: Your job!
Apostle Kried: My job?
Bill Adams: Yes…..well your job so-to-speak…..You see if you lose next week against Aidan Caine…..well you will be relegated to the Step Up roster until I see fit to bring you back up……which mind you could be a very VERY long time!
Apostle Kried: Du dummer kahl Danny DeVito
Bill Adams: What was that? Did you just call me….
[The fans boo Johnny Clash appears on the MPWtron.]
Johnny Clash: Danny DeVito. Now look I don’t speak kraut but I’m certain he insulted you and tied in Danny DeVito’s name to it. Now before you open your fat mouth Bill I have a little announcement to make…..You see it seems to me that a member of your beloved MPW roster has had enough of your bullshit and defected to the True Wrestling Icons…..
Bill Adams: No way! Who is stupid enough to do something like that??? Wait….ITS YOU KRIED!!!
Apostle Kried: Me?? Your ponytail pulling your brain cells and keeping your wrinkles up? I wouldn’t join TWI for all of the Viagra in Clash’s locker.
Johnny Clash: Oh look…..HA HA HA the german made a funny………ADOLF!
Apostle Kried: What does that have to do with anything?
Johnny Clash: OWNED! No it’s not Kried…..We don’t accept big roided up freaks with small deeks….see what I did there?
Apostle Kried: Yeah you made up your own word to make it rhyme….clever….So if that’s the case how do you explain Rage?
Johnny Clash: He’s from Canada its cold up there. Enough of this useless crap! Tonight Billy Boy the unveiling will happen….We will be one member strong....thus continuing our complete domination of MPW!!!
[The MPWtron feed goes blank as the camera goes back to Bill Adams in the ring. He storms out with mic in hand leaving Kried in the ring. Adams stops at the top of the ramp and turns around.]
Bill Adams: Wait Kried…..I almost forgot….There is another stipulation added to your match….you see there will be a special guest referee………..ME!!!!!!!!!!!
[“Hero” blares as Kried looks pissed off in the ring.]
Thomas Simon: Wow! What an announcement we have just had already folks! Bill Adams has made himself the special guest referee for next week’s main event and has challenged Shawn Hall for control of MPW at High Stakes!!! How will the CEO respond Bobo?
Bob Herman: I don’t know but Adams also made an amazing main event for High Stakes where there must be a winner between Jackson Blaze and Trey Baxter!
Thomas Simon: Unbelievable is the word I think for this week’s opening…..Nation we still have a full show ahead so don’t change that channel we will be right back!
Bob Herman: Woooo this Mouland guy has caught my eye
[“FU Betta” by Neon Hitch hits and the fans cheer as Sonja Maria Lickinova walks out onto the ramp.]
Honey Winters: This match is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring first from Groves Valley, Phloriphornia by way of Saratov, Russia... The Molotov Cocktail.. Sonja Lickinova!
[Sonja Maria Lickinova seductively skips and slinks down the ramp in her trademark ruby-red robe and now Converse Red sneakers. She blows kisses to the audience and does some provocative dance steps as she nears the apron. She takes off her ruby-red bathrobe and hands it to an attendant at ringside. Despite being 5'7", Lickinova still walks in between the top and middle rope to execute a picture-perfect bum wiggle before entering the ring. Her wrestling attire ushers up catcalls and cheers as either prances around the ring waiting for her opponent.]
[The lights dim as the eerie dark bassline of angry chair screams through the arena as the crowd looks to the stage. The guitar and and drums kick in as The Ice Wolf slowly walks out on the stage with a deviant expression on his face as he stares down the ramp at his opponent not taking his eyes off him he begins to move forward.]
Honey Winters: And her opponent.. From North Sydney, Nova Scotia he is the ICE WOLF... Jeff Mouland!
[His pace begins to pick up as he gets closer and closer to his prey, he slides threw the ropes and paces back and forth in an agitatated manner to start the match as he unpatiently wait with a look of darkness in his eyes. The bell rings]]
Thomas Simon: Here we go this should be a great match up
Bob Herman: These two are highly decorated superstars in their respective classes
Thomas Simon: Wow that sounded pretty intelligent Bob
Bob Herman: What’s that? I wasn’t listening.
[Sonja and Mouland circle each other as Mouland’s eyes remain dark and focused in on Sonja. Sonja prances around the ring with a ton of spunk and heads towards Mouland. She lifts her arm up as to strength test. Mouland slowly raises his arm and grabs her hand. He than twists her arm and puts her in a hammer lock from behind. Sonja tries to get out of it but Mouland rushes her in to the corner face first and releases the hold. Sonja bounces off and Mouland hits a dropkick sending her to the mat. He remains on one knee staring down at Sonja and stands up slowly. He stalks her body and circles her. She stands up and turns around and is met with a punch by Mouland. Sonja tries to defend herself but Mouland keeps striking her. He whips her off the ropes and misses a clothesline. Sonja bounces back and hits a head scissors taking Mouland to the ground. The crowd cheers as Sonja raises her fist in the air]
Thomas Simon: Sonja finally initiating some attack on Mouland
Bob Herman: look at Mouland’s expressions, the guy is crazed! I love it!
[Sonja walks over to Mouland and puts him in a head lock keeping him grounded. Mouland reaches for the ropes but Sonja drags him closer to the center of the ring. Mouland struggles to get to his feet and Sonja tries to keep the hold on. Mouland takes her arm and spins out of the hold. He delivers a hip toss to Sonja who quickly gets up and is hit with a stiff clothesline from Mouland. Mouland lifts her up and throws her in to the corner. He looks to the fans with a stern face and than rushes to the corner. He hits a splash on Sonja and than a sidewalk slam sending her to the mat. He goes for the pin]
1...........2................
Thomas Simon: Oh so close!
[Mouland gets to his feet and stares down the referee who explains the two count. Mouland slowly walks towards the referee and grabs him by the collar. He than shakes his head and snaps out of it. He turns around and is met with a wheel kick from Sonja as the crowd comes alive. Sonja hits a standing moonsault on Mouland and jumps back to her feet. She lifts Mouland and gives him a right hand. She bounces off the ropes and slides under the legs of Mouland. She than dropkicks him from behind and Mouland goes crashing in to the second rope and leans there. Sonja runs behind her and jumps over the ropes and turns around hitting a dropkick on Mouland. He is sent back in to the ring and Sonja jumps up off the mat from the outside.]
Bob Herman: impressive move there by that sweet little thang
Thomas Simon: Her name is Sonja Lickinova
Bob Herman: Yeah yeah.. Lick this.
[Sonja climbs to the top rope and waits for Mouland to get up. Mouland gets to his feet and stumbles. Sonja gets ready to jump off but Mouland pushes the referee in to the ropes. Sonja loses her balance and is perched on the top rope. Mouland runs over to Sonja and grabs her head delivering the Mouland Supremacy! Mouland pins Sonja]
1.........2.............3!
Honey Winters: Here’s your winner.. Jeff Mouland!
[“Angry Chair” hits and the referee holds Mouland’s hand up as he stares in to the camera and tilts his head. He than drops to one knee and reaches in to his boot]
Thomas Simon: What is he doing here?
Bob Herman: Tying his shoe it looks like.
[Mouland pulls a razor out of his boot and holds it to his arm. He breathes heavily and the referee shouts at him to stop. He than slices his arm open and the blood starts to flow. The camera shows MPW fans looking on with their hands over their faces. The blood trickles down his arm and Mouland starts laughing hysterically. He leaves the ring and holds his arm as his hand starts to fill with blood covering the wound]
Bill Adams: [on phone] ok. Yeah, I'll have to call you back.
[Adams hangs up his phone and keeps his eyes on Blaze, then lets them drift over to the World title.]
Bill Adams: Is it safe to assume you've came to your senses and decided to return that title?
[Blaze shakes his head and gives Adams that cocky, smug look we're all used to from him.]
Jackson Blaze: Instead of assuming shit, you'd be better of focusing on Rage and his cronies taking your fucking company away. And as far as this title goes, this is MY title. Whether you, TWI, Trey Baxter or these fucking fans out there like it or not, I AM your World Heavyweight champion.
[Adams eyes start to bulge and his face gets abit more red.]
Bill Adams: First off, this is still my company, smartass. And secondly, you're not the World champion yet.
[Blaze pats the title on his shoulder.]
Jackson Blaze: As long as you see this on my shoulder, I'm your world champion. And if you or anyone else has issues with that, I suggest you man the fuck up and take it off my shoulder. And if you lack the balls to do that, keep your fucking mouth shut.
Bill Adams: Don't worry, Bastard. At high stakes, I'm sure Trey Baxter will do just that.
[That comment sparks a wicked smile on Blaze's face.]
Jackson Blaze: Trey Baxter? That fucking lil kid hasn't got the balls or the talent to touch this fucking title. His chances of getting it from me are about as likely as you taking control of your own company again. He's just like you, Adams. A worthless bitch! You just sit around and let everyone take from you cause you lack the balls to stand up for yourself. These fucking guys took your company and I took your most prized possession in that company. And on both cases, you won't do a damn thing about it.
Bill Adams: You did hear about your match with him at High Stakes? You and Baxter are fighting in 3...
[Blaze steps closer to Adams and grabs him very tightly by the shirt collar and jerks him closer, until Adams' now fear-filled eyes are only an inch from Blaze's cold, evil eyes.]
Jackson Blaze: I heard your fucking little message, don't worry. Now, hear mine. I don't give a damn what kinda match you put me in, I'll win because that’s what the fuck I do. You want Baxter to go through hell? You got it. And if you ever fucking make another threat to me... I'll fucking make sure the next Bastardizer has your name on it.
[Blaze shoves Adams backwards into a wall as the Bastard shakes his head and walks away.]
Thomas Simon: That’s right. So we sent our International Superstar, Kurt Newman, to be the face of MPW at the Olympics.
Bob Herman: You think that was a good idea?
Thomas Simon: Kurt’s a professional. He’ll do an awesome job there.
Bob Herman: I hope your right. Well we’ll take it over to Kurt who’s on standby.
Thomas Simon: Now just a warning to all the fans at home, there is a little delay in the transmission.
[The camera is cut in half as Kurt Newman shares the screen with Bob and Thomas. With a million dollar smile on his, he holds up a microphone with the MPW logo on it.]
Thomas Simon: Kurt, its Thomas. How are the Olympic games going as of late?
Kurt Newman: …………………………………………………Hey MPW Universe. Kurt Newman here in London watching the Olympics on MPW’s dime. Thomas, the games are going great so far. A lot of winners and a lot of losers. I’ve been here since the games started and I’ve been having a blast.
Bob Herman: Kurt, it’s Bob. What Olympic games have you watched so far?
Kurt Newman: ……………………………………..I’ve watched a lot of games guys. Ranging from stuff with water involved and stuff with land involved. Loads of fun to watch though.
Thomas Simon: Well Kurt, since you’ve been down there, have you been able to do any interviews with any of the competitors?
Kurt Newman: ………………………………Well as you know guys, the athletes have been very busy, getting trained up and being mentally ready. So they really don’t want to be disturbed.
[Michael Phelps suddenly enters the scene and walks past Kurt.]
Bob Herman: Hey! Wasn’t that Michael Phelps?
[Without even looking and still having a smile on his face, Kurt continues his conversation with Bob and Thomas.]
Kurt Newman: ………………………..Nope.
Thomas Simon: He had a gold medal around his neck.
Kurt Newman: …………………………no he didn’t.
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