Thomas Simon: Hello MPW Nation and welcome to Monday Night’s Main Event!!!!!!!!! This will surely be another amazing night for Millennium Pro Wrestling as tonight we will crown our very first MPW Champion!!!
Bob Herman: More importantly I am told that my boys will be here tonight! Rage as you know will face Taufik in the Roll of the Dice Qualifier and I just received a text from my main man Johnny Clash Woo! He said he will be here tonight!
Thomas Simon: Wow breaking news by Bob Herman!
Bob Herman: Believe it! WOOOOOO!
Thomas Simon: Well it just shows that anything can happen…..
Thomas Simon: Wow…..Toby Foster starting the show? I’m curious as to what he has to say.
Bob Herman: What does he think this is Step Up? Toby does not start shows. Looks like the fed is dying time to bail!
Thomas Simon: Really? Why don’t you go tell him that Bobo?
Bob Herman: Ummm….let’s just see what he has to say.
[He signals to the ringside assistant to pass him a microphone and then stands there silent for a few seconds soaking up all the cheers before starting to speak in his strong English accent.]
Toby Foster: Your all probably thinking why I’m out here tonight because I wasn’t scheduled to be here, i wasn’t booked for a match but you all look happy to see me and that makes this young English man smile… so if you’re listening MR general manager I think this speaks for itself
[Toby raises his microphone in the air and the crowd go nuts chanting his name before he continues to speak]
Toby Foster: For someone like me, being from across the sea and half way around the world… it isn’t easy to make friends. I hear all of you screaming my name and it sends shivers down my spine but lets get to the point of why I am out here….I’ve sat in the back and watched everybody just pass me by. I’m the new guy and nobody wanted to make me feel welcome. It’s hard I know because I’m this English kid who is over here in America trying to make a name for myself and I understand that Americans will stick by each other.
Thomas Simon: What’s he getting at?
Toby Foster: All this up until I met another guy who felt isolated, he hasn’t had much luck with making friends around here either so when we bumped into each other in the back, we got chatting and we have a lot in common. The main thing we have in common was that we love tag team wrestling. We grew up watching the same teams like the Hart foundation, Legion of doom and British bulldogs just to name a few. So we came up with the idea of bringing back a dying division. We decided we’re gonna make MPW have the greatest tag division because we are in it. Forget the teams I mentioned our team will be the name people will talk about when they say the greatest team of all time…. so without further ado my new Mate and future MPW tag team champions the lethal weapon, the KO kid its none other than C double Chris Cable….
["Machinehead" By Bush booms over the PA as Chris Cable wearing his "Gospel According to" T-Shirt and sporting jeans and an elbow pad with "KO" on his right elbow as he reaches the stage where he spins followed by showing his elbow to the crowd. Cable walks to the ring high-fiving the screaming crowd along the way. Cable slides into the ring and once again spins showing his elbow but this time fireworks go off on the ring posts. Cable shakes Toby's hand before reaching down to get a mic.]
Chris Cable: Sup MPW!!!
[The crowd scream as Cable continues after they quiet down]
Chris Cable: As you all know my name is Chris Cable and tonight there is going to be a change in MPW, there is something new, something that is going to change the landscape of pro wrestling forever. As most who have been following me for a long time, I am a 9 time tag team champion, tag team wrestling was the breakthrough I had into NYCCW when I won the title with Rye Payne and I haven't looked back ever since. And now I am going to do it again but this time no one is starting off or trying to breakthrough the ranks of the wrestling world. Everyone is this arena, watching at home and everyone in the back know that Toby Foster and I are damn good wrestlers and when you put us together it makes a lethal combination.
[Crowd Pops at Chris’ words.]
Chris Cable: I personally have had a slow start to my career in MPW, I've had opportunities and I have blown them, I haven't made many friends here yet because this place is manifested with jackasses who think they are top shit and people who smell like ocean trout. But then came along people like you Toby who has respect for the business and someone that i myself can respect. Toby and I are here to crack some heads and win gold at the same time!
[Cable hands the microphone back to Toby]
Toby Foster: So what my partner and I want is some competition to prove we will be the greatest tag team that ever lived, that means if there’s any budding team who thinks they could take us down a peg or two please step forward and show yourselves because we wont shy away from any challenge…. That’s enough talking from us so crew hit our new music.
[“We will rock you” by Queen comes blasting through the audio system and the crowd are on their feet singing along as the new team of Chris Cable and Toby Foster each climb to the top turnbuckle and pose for the obeying fans. Foster and Cable are set to leave the ring as the fans cheer them on. Then their music is suddenly cut off.]
Voice: AHEM!
[The crowd looks towards the empty stage and Cable and Foster stop in their tracks and look around]
Voice: I said AHEM!
[Suddenly Cold Hard Bitch by Jet plays around the arena and the fans start to boo]
Bob Herman: Here's my girl! Yes!
[Laura Tavares walks out on to the stage and folds her arms. The music dies down and Laura clears her throat one more time and puts the microphone to her mouth]
Laura Tavares: Well boys! That was a cute moment in there. I'm so glad you were able to come out here and do what you just did. I hear it's becoming legal in more states now too. Maybe one day you guys can adopt a little Nicaraguan child too!
[The fans boo and Cable shakes his head at Toby who laughs at Laura's comment]
Laura Tavares: You know, many people believe that Tag Team Wrestling is a lost art and that it is dying. It is great to see two athletes such as yourselves form a team in these hard times. Unfortunately for you, you aren't the only team that has arrived on the scene here in MPW.
[Toby stands on the apron and yells back at Laura]
Laura Tavares: SHH... As I was saying!
[The fans rain down Boo's and Laura pulls the microphone away and puts her hands on her hips and waits for them to stop]
Laura Tavares: AHEM. As I was SAYING!! You two little love birds aren't the only team here in MPW. I present to you my newest clients and the soon to be FIRST ever MPW Tag Team Champions of the World. The Goddess Factor!
[Maneater by Nelly Furtado hits and the fans continue to boo. Siren and Bliss walk out on to the ramp and stand on each side of Laura. All three strike a pose which makes the fans boo yet again. Toby and Cable shake their heads and mumble to themselves]
Laura Tavares: We are the future of this company, we are the future of the Tag Team Division and we are the girls from your dreams and the women from your nightmares. We are Goddess Factor!
Bob Herman: Yes I love it! These girls are HOT!
Thomas Simon: Keep it in your pants Bob! No one cares! Cable and Foster will be the next Tag Team Champions!
Laura Tavares: The Queen has spoken.
[Maneater hits and the fans boo as the three women link arms and walk backstage with a strut, leaving Toby Foster and Chris Cable stunned in the ring as the camera cuts to commercial break.]
[As "X Gonna Give It to Ya" By DMX begin to blast through the P.A. system, white smoke fills the entrance a figure steps in and can be seen in the smoke and Jason X stands at the top of the entrance with his arms up in an X form. He continues to walk down the ramp and enters the ring, he then climbs the turnbuckles and again puts his arms in an X form.]
Honey Winters: And his opponent is JOHNNN FISHERMANNNN!!!
As the opening riff of "John the Fisherman" echoes across the arena, John Fisherman and Ms. Jasmine Biguns reveal themselves on the stage. They stand side by side, Ms. Biguns hooking her arm around her client's arm as John simply stares into the crowd in disdain. They start walking down the ramp, John ignoring the boos from the crowd as Ms. Biguns agitates them from the comfort of her man's side. When they approach ringside, Ms. Biguns releases her hold, steps back and applauds her man as he performs his signature pose: holding both arms from his signs, his thumbs pointing down and his middle and index finger pointing away (hand gesture like this: ,= ). After a brief moment in this pose, John leaps onto the apron, as Ms. Biguns walks up the staircase in the corner. John enters through the ropes and sits on the middle rope, allowing Ms. Biguns to enter without the struggle of keeping her short skirt from above the waist. They then both stand in the center of the ring. There, John Fisherman does his signature pose once again, this time with Ms. Biguns beside her, resting one hand on his lower back and holding out her other hand to complete the pair's pose.]
Thomas Simon: We will find out at the end of this match just who is going to be the first entrant into the Roll of the Dice match at the Pay Per View!
[The bell rings as Xavier immediately charges at Fisherman and goes for a clothesline but Fisherman is able to see him coming and duck under it before turning around and hitting Xavier with two right hands followed by a dropkick that sends Xavier down. He quickly jumps back up and Fisherman hits him with a clothesline of his own and sends Xavier right back down. As Xavier slowly makes his way to his feet Fisherman is able to hit him with a boot to the stomach followed by a russian legsweep. Fisherman wastes no time as he picks Xavier up and irish whips him into the corner turnbuckle. He charges at him and dives at him with a corner splash but Xavier is somehow able to get his right foot up and connect with Fisherman in the stomach. Fisherman backs off grabbing his stomach in pain. Xavier quickly charges at Fisherman and hits him with a hard clothesline that sends Fisherman down hard. Ms. Biguns climbs up onto the ring and tries to get in the ring but is stopped by the referee who makes her turn back around. Xavier turns to face Biguns and as he mocks her Fisherman hits him with a low blow meanwhile the ref isn't looking. Fisherman quickly hits Xavier with a running bulldog and then hooks his leg for the pin. 1...2...Kickout! Xavier is able to kickout.]
Bob Herman: Fisherman seems to be in control early on here.
Thomas Simon: He seems to be the one that wants this just a little bit more than Xavier!
[Fisherman sits up and begins to complain about the slow count. As Xavier makes his way to all fours Fisherman kicks him right in the stomach sending Xavier flying back onto his back and grabbing his stomach. Fisherman quickly decides to climb up to the top rope and as Xavier slowly makes his way to his feet Fisherman jumps off and connects with a double axe handle to Xavier's back that sends him down again. Fisherman quickly climbs up to the top rope and jumps off connecting with a diving knee drop! He immediately goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout! Xavier does it again. Fisherman gets up angrily as he stares down the referee before picking Xavier up by his hair. Fisherman irish whips Xavier into the rope and as Xavier comes back Fisherman goes for a hard clothesline but Xavier is somehow able to duck under it, bounce off the ropes, and hit Fisherman with a dropkick right to the face. They both bounce up at about the same time but Xavier is able to hit Fisherman with a boot to the stomach followed by a quick suplex. Xavier quickly climbs to the second rope, grabs Fisherman by the head, and swings him around with a Tornado DDT! ]
Thomas Simon: Wow! Great high impact move pulled off by Jason Xavier! I’m a big fan of his!
[He immediately goes for the pin. 1...2...Kickout! Xavier sits up in disappointment as he thought he had the match won. He quickly jumps up to the top rope meanwhile Fisherman is still down. Xavier stands up straight before jumping off with X-Star Press! Fisherman moves! Xavier hits face first into the mat and is immediately in some serious pain. He just missed with a 360 Shooting Star Press and paid the price. Fisherman slowly makes his way to his feet. He picks Xavier up and hits him with a flowing snap DDT. Fisherman stands up and begins to bad mouth the crowd before quickly hitting Xavier with an elbow drop. Fisherman decides to climb up to the top rope himself this time and waits as Xavier slowly makes his way to a vertical base. As soon as he does and turns to face Fisherman he is hit with a missile dropkick to the face by Fisherman. Fisherman again quickly makes his way to his feet and begins to bad mouth the crowd. Ms. Biguns is loving his performance. Fisherman again picks Xavier up by his hair this time hitting him with a hard slap across the chest that echoes through the arena. Fisherman then grabs a hold of Xaviers head and hits him with a Bridging Fisherman Suplex into the pin. Alex Santiago counts…….1………..2……….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
Thomas Simon: WHAT ACTION!!!!! John Fisherman has just stamped his spot into the Roll of the Dice match!!! Fans we will return after a few short moments!
Tasha Jordon: Hello MPW Universe. I’m Tasha Jordon and next to me is the one and only, Kurt Newman.
[Cheers can be heard from inside the arena as Kurt gives a smile to show off his pearly whites.]
Tasha Jordon: Kurt, you told us that you have some very important news to share. Before you tell us though, why are you wearing a towel around your waste?
[The camera zooms back to show that Kurt is actually wearing a towel around his waist.]
Kurt Newman: Oh, don’t worry Tasha; I’m wearing something underneath here. It’s not like last time when we did that promo where I was going commando and my towel mysteriously fell off to show off Kurt Jr. What hides beneath this towel is a major surprise.
Tasha Jordon: Well I’m actually interested in what’s underneath there now.
Kurt Newman: I bet you are darling! Now since I’ve been with MPW, I’ve been helping this fed and management to become a power house that it is right now. I’ve been giving management ideas, I’ve been promoting around the world, and the merchandise, especially mine, has been selling off the shelves like hot cakes. Because of all of this, management was nice enough to give me a little present, to show their gratitude for me for all the hard work that I’ve done. Everyone knows that I’m an awesome individual. My nickname is Mr. Awesome. I put the awe in awesomeness. If you were to look up awesome in the dictionary, you would find my face right next to it. I graduated from Awesome University in Awesomeonitcs. I’m a master of Fung Fu Awesome, one of the most deadly forms of Kung Fu. And I follow the three A’s of being awesome: Awesome, Awesomer, and Awesomest. So, may I present to you, the first of its kind and the first Champion here in MPW history! I give to you……………..
[Kurt take the towel off to show the Kick Ass Awesome Title.]
Tasha Jordon: Wow, it’s so beautiful. I just want to touch it.
[Kurt gives a slight smile as he wraps his arm around Tasha.]
Kurt Newman: Which object you talking about darling?
[Tasha blushes and doesn’t respond as the camera zooms down at the Kick Ass Awesome Title to get a close up of its awesomeness as the screen goes to commercial.]
Honey Winters: Hailing from Toronto, Ontario Canada, weighing in at 207lbs it's Xavier Daniels!
[The screen cuts to the [fXs] symbol as the first beats of “No Church In The Wild” by Kanye and Jay-Z hit the arena.]
Honey Winters: and his opponent, from Atlanta, Georgia....
[As the song moves into the chosen verse, Freddie steps out from behind the curtain as he just stands there, bouncing from side to side, before making his slow walk towards the ring.]
Honey Winters: at a weight of 227lbs he is Freddie Styles.
[Freddie slowly walks up the ring steps, and steps through the ropes. He then stands on the middle rope, holding one arm above him, before stepping down and leaning over in a corner, awaiting the beginning of the match.]
[The bell Rings. Both men circle each other a few times before Styles goes in for a grapple. Daniels moves in to punch but Styles is too quick and pulls him into a headlock. He tries un-successfully to reverse it by Styles holds on to Daniels neck. they both make it to their feet, but Styles still has him in a headlock and holding strong. Daniels gets an advantage and uses his momentum to pull out of the lock by Styles and get his arm pinned behind his back. Styles struggles, spins him and pulls the exact same move on Daniels, leaving him the once again in a submission hold. Daniels tries to reverse it and almost gets styles in a position to perform a spine buster, however Styles once again uses his momentum to get out of it and throw Daniels into an Irish whip. As Daniels is returning back, Styles knocks him down with an Armbar that causes Daniels to hit the mat hard. Styles takes the opportunity to pump the crowd by raising his arms. the crowd goes wild with cheers. Behind him, Daniels is slowing rising to his feet and then proceeds to bounce against the ropes to try and get Styles by surprise. Turning at the last minute, Styles is able to jump up and miss the oncoming Armbar. Frustrated Daniels tries to go after him and execute a running kitchen sink but Styles catches his leg and throws him, causing Daniels to go off balance and landing hard on the mat. The crowd cheers Styles again. Styles turns to see a disoriented Daniels getting to his feet and moves quickly to set him up for a pile driver. Daniels is able to reverse it and get a punch into Styles stomach. Styles is still doubled over when Daniels blows another shot to his midsection. Daniels signals to the crowd that he's about to unleash his finisher. Daniels grabs Styles around the neck and performs God's last gift. Styles is unmoving on the mat. Daniels moves in to cover him. Ref counts...1...2....Styles kicks out. He gets up and grabs the top rope in frustration. Styles climbs to his feet with little effort. He notices that Daniels has his back turned. He takes a bit of a run and dives into him knocking both men to the ground. He starts to pummel Daniels with rights and lefts until ref gets involved telling him to back off. Daniels puts up his arms to protect his face..]
Thomas Simon: Great action here tonight!!!
[ Styles hesitates which gives Daniels the opening to pull up his leg and deliver a kick to Styles, forcing him back to the mat. Daniels gets to his face and starts to kick a downed Styles. He grabs Daniels leg during a kick and forces him to his back on the mat. while Daniels struggles to get to his feet, Styles climbs to the second turnbuckle directly behind him. He's on his feet and turns, looking for his opponent when Styles jumps and grabs Daniels by the neck and executes a near perfect Blockbuster. It causes Daniels and Styles to both land on the mat with heavy thuds. The crowd is still going wild. Styles rises to his knees and throws his body over Daniels for the pin. 1....2.... kick out by Daniels. Styles doesn't give up. Before Daniels gets up off the mat he moves in and locks his arm around his neck, locking him into his submission finisher Addiction. Daniels flails his free arm and the ref gets down to ask him if he submits. turning red in the face, Daniels manages to shake his head no. Styles pulls harder. Daniels seems to be having a hard time getting a breath. The ref asks again if he gives up and again Daniels stubbornly says no before his eyes start to roll back and his body goes limp. The ref taps Styles arm and he notices that he's knocked out Daniels for the win. the bell rings and Styles rises. The ref grabs his arm and raises it in victory.]
Thomas Simon: Impressive showing by Freddy Styles tonight! Very impressive! Fans we will be right back with more MPW action!
Man: Well hello beautiful. I saw you the other day and thought i would introduce myself, I am the Hidden Gem, Justin Fischer and I'm sure I can be just what you’re looking for....
[Justin closes the few feet of distance between them and smiles]
Ana: Sorry, not interested. I'm not into cheesy grease balls.
[She shrugs her shoulders, Justin frowns]
Justin Fischer: but you like guys that don't have any balls...you might as well date a chick if that's the case.
[Ana puts her hands on her hips and clenches her fists]
Ana: You wouldn't know balls if they hit you in the face. Toby has more balls then anyone around here that I've met so far.
[Justin laughs]
Justin Fischer: You've got spunk, I like that.
Ana: I think we're done here Mr. Hidden Gem. You can show yourself out right?
[She turns back to her station. Justin, upset about being turned down grabs her shoulder and forces her to turn back to her]
Justin Fischer: Listen babe, no one rejects me....
Voice: I believe she just did Mate...
[Justin turns to see that Toby Foster has entered the green room and is quickly advancing on Justin. He gets in his face and Justin starts to laugh]
Justin Fischer: Well if it isn't the ball-less wonder now. How's that working for you by the way...have more space there since the removal?
Toby Foster: You can't intimate me and your arrogance is nothing but an insult.
Justin Fischer: What to you? I would think it would just make you jealous that I can actually approach a woman where as you can't. I'm really surprised that she even agreed to date you after your lousy attempt to pick her up...just wanted to offer her a taste of what a real man was like...you know what I mean....eventually she would want to have kids and it's hard to do that without the equipment....
[Toby looks about ready to snap]
Justin Fischer: and you know what, next week it's going to be soooo easy to pick you off and pick up that title win. I'm looking forward to smearing you on the mat like the cockroach you are.
[Toby pushes Justin, Justin raises his fist to punch him when an amused Bliss walked in the door with Siren and Laura behind her. Both men stop, Toby turning]
Bliss: oh damn it, we spoiled the show, my brother was about to make mince meat of that little British wannabe....
[Her and the 2 women laugh]
Toby Foster: What the hell do you three tarts want?
[Bliss has a condescending smile on her face as she turns once again to her gang of girls]
Bliss: oh no...whittle Toby is mad at us....oh no we better go run and hide behind our men.... fuck give me a break dude, your not even worth the sweat I might break out in just destroying your useless hide.
Toby Foster: Are you issuing a challenge Bliss?
[Bliss walks the few steps so that she's nose to nose with the man]
Bliss: I could kill you with one arm tied behind my back, a blind fold and a migraine...that's how insignificant you are to me...then when I was done, I'd let Siren have a little fun. You think that joining up with that Aussie jack ass is going to get you some recognition around here....your freakin' kidding yourself. So to answer your question, no I'm not issuing a challenge because you wouldn't be one for me, let alone Goddess Factor but I'll let you try. After High Stakes, Let's go head to head but just don't go crying when we hand you and your ....[she laughs and shakes her head]…….teammate your asses.
[Bliss turns and the three women leave, still laughing to themselves. Toby turns back to Justin who is leaning against the wall with an amused look on his face]
Justin Fischer: You know I'd love to stick around and finish killing you but it seems my baby sister did a much better job this time...however don't think I'm not done with you. Next Monday you'll see me for 2 seconds because once I put you in a cruise control, you won't be seeing much of anything but the inside of your eyelids.
[Justin shakes his head with a smirk and leaves the room, leaving Toby alone with Ana]
Toby Foster: Are you okay?
Ana: I'm fine. Do me a favour though....make sure you kill all of them....I know that you teaming with that Chris Cable guy was a good move, he's talented. I have faith in you.
Toby Foster: Thanks for the vote of confidence Love and i intend to do just that.
[Scene fades out and goes back to inside the ring.]
Bill Adams: Well! As usual whenever I come out I have BIG news……news that I announced last week but I will tell you all again…..Next week’s broadcast of Monday Night’s Main Event will be a 3 hour Supershow!!!! Where the two remaining single’s titles will be on the line! The first being the MPW Television title. This will be decided in the first ever Championship Roulette match! This match will have a 15 minute time limit and the person who records the last pinfall will be champion at the end of the 15 minutes!
[Crowd cheers at this announcement.]
Bill Adams: I know…..I know……but now for the big one! The MPW World Heavyweight Championship will be decided in a 30 minute Ironman match between two men whom seem to have an utter disdain for each other! Jackson Blaze and Trey Baxter!!!!!
[The crowd POPs huge as Bill Adams smiles in all his glory. The crowd is then cut off by “My Own Summer” by Deftones! The crowd roars with boo’s as Rage walks out with his gear already on. Bill Adams looks visibly upset as Rage walks down to the ring. He gets into the ring and walks straight up to Bill Adams intimidating him. Rage walks over and grabs a mic from Honey Winters as well then speaks.]
Rage: So let me get this straight……you have booked two title matches and I am not involved in either one?
Bill Adams: Well you weren’t under contract until las….
Rage: I’m not finished yet! You book the World title match to be Trey Baxter versus Jackson Blaze? Are you mentally retarted? Do you have any business sense at all?
Bill Adams: Well…..
Rage: SHUT UP YOU FAT PIECE OF SHIT! I’M STILL TALKING!!! So those two get a World title match? And also next week the pile of crap Taufik is in the television match? Listen the fans even hate this guy!
[The crowd begins to boo at the mention of Taufik.]
Bill Adams: It was a decis…..
[Rage slaps Bill Adams across the face knocking him to the mat.]
Rage: STOP INTERRUPTING ME!!!! Up next I am facing that walking waste of sperm and I want you to take notice! Because after I pin him 1…..2…..3……I will be in the Roll of the Dice match at High Stakes then I shall take that title shot and take that MPW World title for myself!!!! Now get your balding fat fucking ass out of my ring!!!!
[Bill Adams begins to get to his feet.]
Rage: Not fast enough fatty!
[Rage drops the mic and grabs Bill Adams and hoists him up onto his shoulders. He yells at the crowd who boo back at him. “Unsettling Differences” blasts as some of the crowd pops but mainly boos as Taufik runs down to the ring. He slides under the ropes. Rage drops Bill Adams off of his shoulder and he rolls out of the ring. Taufik springs to his feet and Rage confronts him as the both start exchanging blows.]
Thomas Simon: Kind of a impromptu start to this match wouldn’t you say?
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